The materialistic information of this post spans CUSAT KOCHI par hai ye harek dil ki kahani except that of ‘ SHAMMI’.

Now u must b thinkin ki SHAMMI kaun hai?

SHAMMI

Full Name - SHAMMIPRIYADRSHI

SHAMMI was ready at ICH with our frnd om's bike to take me to his flat . It was 8:30 PM. He was driving . I was sitting behind. shammi’s cell started ringing. He handed it to me and told me to reply accordingly. The sms read ” Hi da, where r u? Can u give me the notes today only? By da, tc “. I replied ” Will get u in sometime”. Till we reached his flat , there were 12 more sms from distinct senders . Its not that easy to reply a msg on a cell even when u r not drivin. So I ignored rest of them.

At his flat, there were two other guys . One was vikram (Supportin actor).

As the flow of discussions started , it automatically drifted towards our relationship status. All good boys out there nodded ” I am single. I am single. Kaun time waste kare in cheezon mein “.

The flat seemed familiar to me.

I have a Motorola Airtel lifetime prepaid phone.

They also had three different phones with Spice, RIM and Tata Indicom connections.

vikram got a call from aurangabaad. He got busy with his Tata one. The conversation was audible from one side and we insisted that he switches on the loud speaker which he continuously declined. Myself and om relished our college memory wid sutta. vikram’s conversation continued for an hour. My headache had its origin there only because he was talking ( flirting ) at few deciblels higher than normal .

After his stint got over , he brought his laptop. The laptop was bought 8 days earlier only and was all screwed with virus now. Anyhow , they started showing me their trip’s photographs. Their department trip to some hill station in kerela only.

The albums started . The first folder got over. Second one started. It was good.

But the session got a bit longer. Because there were around 7-8 folders . Each folder contained almost the same pics but with different cameras. Like shammi’s cam was one, vikram’s cam was one, om’s cam was one, and so on and on and on. The headache got a decent start. The pics clearly showed that there was groupism in their departmemnt.

1st group - shammi and girls.

2nd group - Rest of the boys.

Then vikram told that shammi got a healthy GPL in the middle of trip for obvious reasons.

Suddenly, shammi’s cell rang again.

He hadn’t given her notes yet.

It was 12 midnight. He vroomed on his bike to handover the notes.

Then there were endless tales of How shammi her’1′, how did he reject her’2′ and how her’n'…

The headache at it best.

Meanwhile vikram was at the rooftop with his RIM ( for 2 hrs ).

He descended back.

We had our dinner.

Then the facts came flyin around.

shammi gets 150 sms a day.

One got her hair styled in the way as shammi liked spendin just 10 thousand bucks.

I desperately needed a Disprin but it wasn’t available.

A live sms read ‘I m honoured to b ur friend’.

vikram still had earphones wrapped around but was sittin with us.

He asked “aur kya khaya aj”.

I told “saath mein hi to khaya hai”

He told “Phir se nonveg khaya”

Main bola ” pagal hai kya, saath mein hi to share kiya tha fried rice”

shammi got the situation.

vikram was talkin to her’x’ lookin at me.

I had the last laugh.

shammi told ki once he started talkin at 12 midnight and descended down at 6 AM.

I was not sure ki his was the highest.

All the time I kept my Motorola Airtel Lifetime Prepaid tightly clutched in my fists so that I dont miss a single call. Kisi bande ka bhi call aa jaata to main roof pe jaake 15 min proxy maar deta but….

neways yesterday only i came to know ‘da’ is shortform for ‘darling’.

When I was replyin to the first sms, I thought ki she was calling her bhaiya and so ‘da’ as in Bengali’

But then I knew a different shammi which had 3 things common to me.

He still has them but….